5 things we learned from the Angry Birds Movie teaser trailer

Well, consider me teased. How about you guys? Seen the teaser trailer for The Angry Birds Movie yet? No?! Eyes: below. Now.

That’s what I’m talking about! Ok we’ve seen the trailer, we’ve seen how the birds move, we’ve heard their voices (!), but what have we learned? Here are my top 5 takeaways from the teaser.


1. Red is a total mack with the ladies.

via GIPHY

Oh yeah…

via GIPHY

Right after this, these two love birds went on a date. No wait, they didn’t… Spoiler alert!

2. The other birds seem preeeeetty not angry.

via GIPHY

“Hey Red, how are you?” seems to be the utterance of a truly concerned townsperson (townsbirdson?). It just looks like the other birds are a bit better adjusted than our heroes. What went wrong there? What would it take for these birds to go off the anger deep end? Mysteries!!

3. Bomb is a danger to everyone around him.

via GIPHY

Surprise indeed. It’s like he just can’t control himself! Nice guy though – a bit of a short fuse, but super nice guy. 😉

4. Chuck is… Chuck.

via GIPHY

This bird is all over the place, and that’s to be expected from the fastest in the flock so maybe we didn’t learn anything here after all. I wouldn’t be surprised if his hyperactivity gets him in trouble – often.

5. Anger never dies.

via GIPHY

If matilda is trying to remediate these birds with “movement” she’s certainly got her work cut out for her! I mean, try as he might, Red cannot suppress the urge to attack this sign. It’s a SIGN! Choose your battles, Red.

6. Summer 2016 can’t come quickly enough!

via GIPHY

Yeah, I said “5 things”, but you can have this one for free just because I’m so PSYCHED! Get psyched with me and check out the movie website for more awesome movie stuff, and like the movie Facebook page to get all of the latest info!